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by John Logie Baird

 

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DayShite+ 09:30
Johnny Cash in the attic
The Hayes family in Stafford need to raise money for a drug habit and whilst rummaging through the loft for valuables, the team turns up the priceless putrefied cadaver of ‘The man in black’ behind a pile of ‘Pubic Mullet’ magazines from the 1970s. Next week: Elvis Presley in the airing cupboard.
Sci-Fi Zone 21.00
Holmes under the hammer
Sci-fi detective series in which a time travelling MC Hammer goes back to Victorian England to mentor a well known period detective and solve crimes, whilst incessantly reminding everyone that they’re unable to touch that.

 

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CBeebies 11:00
Rod Hull & Emu’s Pink Windmill Show
Eccentric green witch Grotbags hatches another plan to steal the frenzied cock-and-ball biting, homosexually symbolic bird. This week a spell is cast causing Rod to lose his footing while up on the roof. There’s somebody at the door! Yes, it’s the undertaker ...
Wildlife On One 20:00
Do Bears Shit in the Woods?
Scientific experiment bringing together for the first time bears Pudsey, Paddington and SuperTed. The trio find themselves in the New Forest following a night on the booze, a prawn vindaloo and a chickpea dahl. Will SuperTed fly them to the nearest lavatory? Will Pudsey lose his good eye fighting over the last of the toilet roll? And what’s that awful stench coming from beneath Paddington’s hat? Next week: Does Roger de Courcey Crap in the Forest?

 

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Gold? 18:00
Fallopian All Hours
Comedy-drama set in a 24 hour shop-based fertility service. This week, Granville is shocked to learn he’s the product of a Hungarian sperm donor.
BBC4 17:00
Dog Swap
The McKinley’s swap their Jack Russell ‘Adolf ’ with the Kay’s Golden Retriever ‘Nigger’, with hilarious results.

 

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Quiz+1 17:00
Bullseye
Return of the popular darts quiz show. Wonderful prizes, but how can they share a fitted kitchen? Easy, sell the house and let her take all the money, just like my fat dog of a wife did.

 

 
 

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