Cook Old on 1 21:00
Nigel Slater's Simple Fucking
Easy no nonsense kitchen intercourse. Pants off, in, out, job done. It'll be a miracle if she produces even a droplet of moisture before he's smoking a fag and boiling the kettle. |
History Channel 18:00
Stephen Fry's Classic Helmets
The atmosphere is electric as England's favourite personality tours the UK in search of golden age protective headgear. Tonight Stephen holds in his hands a scratched but beautiful 15th century helmet thought to have been kissed by the Duchy of Lancaster. |