Thanks to Mrs P. Warburton of Beverley for the countless letters pointing out crossword mistakes. We'll be popping round to say thanks in person (bitch).

Clues

1. Le wig (5)
2. That trombone is one fat bastard! (4)
3. A festive snack fit for a homo (5,3)
4. Barren? Just add water (4,6)
5. Shit Inc. (4,7)
6. Wanking snack (4,5)
7. Promise a shiner for Mr Sheen in Sheconds (6)

1. Ghandi asks Nick Griffin for directions (6,5)
2. Poo stained neckerchief found in the desert (6)
3. Farmer Giles prepares for ploughing (11,1)
4. Three, two, one, you've won fuck all (5,3)
5. MC Hammer? Sutcliffe sits this one out (9,6,2)
6. 'What's that in the laundry basket?' asks exchange student (5,6)
7. Sex in the bath? No butts (4)

Answers

1. Toupe
2. Tuba
3. Mince Pie
4. Baby powder
5. Twos Company
6. Beef jerky
7. Pledge

1. Indian Brave
2. Cacti
3. Preparation H
4. Dusty bin
5. Murderers excuse me
6. Video camera
7. Plug

For this month's crossword, check back next month.