Well done to Mr Appleyard from Bilton.
He's crap at crosswords and amused us for literally minutes with his inane answers.

Clues

1. Comedian cut out of bad joke by fire brigade (3,5)
2. Taste the queen’s shit (5)
3. Don't pull the plug on baby (4,5)
4. Slutty bitch does it for free (7)
5. Your leg tits (6)
6. Student travel during rag-week (8)
7. Cold day at the vicarage (6,3,4)

1. Choke on Barker’s last gag (6,6)
2. Michael takes KIT to spread the Lord’s word (6,2,3,7)
3. Crippled Spanish waiter (6,9)
4. Paedophile Eskimo feels the heat (4,5)
5. Girlfriend springs creamy birthday surprise (4)
6. No Council Tax and a slag next door (6,4)
7. Who’s for duck? Hands up. (5, 6)

Answers

1. Car crash
2. Honey
3. Bath water
4. Charity
5. Ankles
6. Unicycle
7. Chapel hat pegs

1. Purple Ronnie
2. Knight of the crusade
3. Faulty parachute
4. Cold sweat
5. Coil
6. Mobile home
7. Keith Harris

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