Well done to Mrs J. Wiggins from Leven.
She didn't submit a crossword entry, we just think she has honking norks.

Clues

1. Plastic fantastic? But not for kids! (7,7)
2. Xmas present won’t fit through the letter box (1,4,4)
3. Granny’s tickler (9)
4. Missed call from King Henry or Edward? (3,4,5,3)
5. A delicate part of Europe (11)
6. Oily woman’s doubt about life begins (2,5)
7. Shout Harry’s full name from bath (6,7)

1. Mohammed in a bucket? (5,7)
2. Shed-like but the jazz mags are sandy. (5,4)
3. Icarus should have worn a hat
4. Cassius Clay urinates on French cat (8)
5. Thora’s biscuit keeper (4,6)
6. Is Gordon’s outlook brown? (2,4,5)
7.  Ascend the decline for a shag on the pavement? (5,3,4)

Answers

1. Michael Jackson
2. A Pear tree
3. Moustache
4. One Four Seven One
5. Netherlands
6. WD Forty
7. Albert Steptoe

1. Halal chicken
2. Beach huts
3. Sunburn
4. Alopecia
5. Alan Bennet
6. Up shit creek
7. Mount the kerb

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