Well done to Prisoner 224564 of Parkhurst. Your prize cake is on its way (wink wink).

Clues

1. Schofield’s royal organ (11)
2. A heavenly shotgun to the face (7)
3. Skippy’s secret smoke (8,5)
4. Sore nipples? (4,5)
5. Shove your discount (5)
6. Prison’s daddy wants more (8)
7. A bird? A plane? No, Christopher Reeve’s wheelchair (3)

1. Home alone? That’s life (6, 7)
2. Cock cream for Thor (7, 4)
3. Adam left to finish off (3, 5, 3)
4. Dire meal for Steps front man (4)
5. 100 fantastic days for a mullet (7)
6. Gay lager lout's Tube stop
7. Prozac for Joey? (6, 4)

Answers

1. Philharmonic
2. Nirvana
3. Kangaroo pouch
4. Milk teeth
5. Bogof
6. Porridge
7. UFO

1. Esther Rantzen
2. Thunder clap
3. All about eve
4. Hate
5. Haircut
6. Cockfosters
7. Deacon Blue

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