Our survey said ...

We asked 5 people: "What items would you expect to be extracted from a perverts rectum?"

And they said:

  • A displeased rodent
  • A policeman's finger
  • Grandma's toothbrush
  • A teasmaid
  • Cuddly toy
  • Shit

 
 

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