Liberal Democrats to be replaced by rag-tag band of volunteers
Read more...Tory ministers today revealed plans to swap their Liberal Democrat coalition partners for a Big Society style gang of volunteers happy to forfeit their otherwise pointless existence for a brief career as specious political puppets.  
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Hull City Council unable to look itself in the mirror without throwing up
Read more...The City Council in Hull was today avoiding its own reflection after its latest night of orgiastic abandon with a highly paid consultant hit the headlines, a source has confirmed.
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Fortnightly bin collections to include the dead
Read more...The recent outbreak of bubonic plague in the region has forced Hull City Council to extend its bin collection service to include the dead, it was announced today..  
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Guildhall besieged by cats as council pays off six-stone tabby
Read more...Hundreds of overweight cats are applying for top positions at Hull City Council after the Authority awarded a half-million pound “golden paw-shake” to a six-stone tabby.
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East Riding Council to pull plug on Goole
Read more...“A gift to law-breakers,” was how Crime Prevention officials today described a new initiative to cut the cost of lighting the streets of Goole.  
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Daily Express readership could be guilty of murder
Read more...Following our recent report into the death of John Prescott's working class values, the hunt for the killer took a bizarre turn this week with the arrest of Daily Express-reading middle England.
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