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March 2011 Newsletter

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Please spare a thought for poor old Colonel Gadaffi ... how would you feel if your name was an anagram of Faecal Doodling?

Enjoy the latest stories, check out this month’s TV highlights and have a go at last month's quiz.

Local DJ warns against perils of 0% balance transfers
Radio Humberside DJ Andy Comfort has warned against the risk of 0% balance transfers after he was stung by interest charges in excess of almost £2.60.

Local councillor denies degrading female member of staff with spicy chipolata
East Riding Conservative Councillor Rupert DeBeers today refuted claims of verbal abuse and driving a woman to the point of suicide with a popular brand of pork sausage.

“Soho vibe” guaranteed as Council funds emergency lesbians
Women with nothing but contempt for the penis and everything it stands for are to be brought to Hull to help cultivate a more cosmopolitan atmosphere, it was announced today.

Humber walker to face biggest challenge yet

What do Felix the Cat, Scott of the Antarctic, and Hitler’s eastern front all have in common? They will each be remembered as having enjoyed the innocent pleasure and rewarding satisfaction of a leisurely stroll.

FROM THE ARCHIVE:

Lavatory restoration flushes-out cherished childhood memories
The time capsule recently unearthed during restoration works on a Public Toilet in Bridlington has been opened at a gala charity event in the town.