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Hi ,
Welcome to the latest newsletter from Hull the Other One, the website that radiates comedy the same way dread and fear radiate from those simple yet chilling words: "Ladies and Gentlemen ... Alan Titchmarsh."
Big news this month as Hull City Council puts in a bid to host the Apocalypse, promising a fantastic light show, four horsemen gymkhana, and a fat angry dragon rising up from the ancient salty depths of the Humber.
A spokesman added: "And of course, ample parking."
Meanwhile, erudite wordsmith turned self-proclaimed clitologist Stephen Fry recently proved himself a National Treasure more contentious than Marmite by asserting that the female of the species find sexual intercourse all rather ghastly, an opinion immediately refuted by sixteen year-old Hull mother of four Amy Pollock, who wasted no time tweeting: "#fryfauxpas. orifices @ maximum capacity & loving it. eat your words corduroy shirt-lifter"
And if you like to tweet, forget Stephen Fry, he'll only quit Twitter for the hundredth time and go off in a sulk. Follow us instead @hulltheotherone
Enjoy the latest stories, check out this month’s TV highlights and have a go at last month's quiz.
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Anti-social behaviour to be Taliban-ned
In response to rising complaints concerning unruly behaviour on buses, and with the British Government keen to foster better relations with militants in the Middle East, local firm Stagecoach have subcontracted several Hull routes to Afghan insurgency movement and amateur bus operators the Taliban.
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'Selfish' pensioner wrecked football match
A football match at Hull’s KC Stadium was today abandoned after an elderly member of the group Grandfathers for Justice began to scale the west stand but had to be helped down following a funny turn.
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FACT MONKEY
Mrs Mop is a real person, half woman, half mop, like the Davros of the mop world - FACT!
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NEWS FLASH
Peter Andre fans' fury at parking fine: "What kind of heartless animal would wheel-clamp a MENCAP bus?"
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