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September 2010 Newsletter
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Hi [Name],
The latest Hull the Other One newsletter sidles into your inbox nonchalantly offering you the chance to win free tickets to some great comedy gigs, courtesy of our friends at Hull Comedy Festival.
We have tickets to give away to three fantastic shows, including Russell Kane, Keith Chegwin, and Andrew Lawrence. Visit our competition page to find out more.
Other news this month is that the giant Larkin toad stolen from its plinth in Hull and discovered dumped by the road near Brough was in fact an attempt to build a life-size realisation of 1980’s arcade game Frogger.
The culprit said: "It was going great until I remembered the upper half of the screen should include turtles and crocodiles, neither of which is indigenous to the environment surrounding the A63."
If you're going to commit crime at least do something worthwhile, like hacking into the UK's traffic control system and diverting the convoy of Pope Benedict XVI – currently touring England in a sodomite-proof vehicle – down the A23 and into deepest Bohemian Brighton, or as it's described in the Old Testament: "the very brownest circle of Hell".
Enjoy the latest stories, check out this month’s TV highlights, have a go at last month's quiz and don’t forget to enter the Hull Comedy Festival competition!
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Selfish pensioner wrecked football match
In recent months the old war hero has staged a series of rooftop protests across the region, fighting for the rights of Grandparents in a pair of his dead wife's tights ...
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East Riding women to moo for Yorkshire
Tourism in Hull and the East Riding was today given a much needed boost with the announcement that almost £5 million will be made available to help women moo on a Sunday ...
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Start spreading the news
Over four-hundred residents from a pair of high-rise blocks in Hull were today shocked to learn that their homes are to be transported to the United States to replace the twin towers lost in the September 11th terrorist attacks ...
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FROM THE ARCHIVE:
You must remember this
A local couple have announced their intention to enjoy their divorce a second time round:
"I remember the day he got his decree absolute. He kissed the envelope before ransacking the loft for his ex-wife's wedding dress which he then wore while delivering a dirty protest all over her toyboy’s new Corsa."
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FACT MONKEY
David Cameron has a smooth, sexless groin buffed to an exceptionally high standard like a brand new Action Man - FACT!
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NEWS FLASH
Real Ale Festival arrives in town. "I fuckin love you, Hull," claims organiser. "You're my best fuckin mate"
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