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Hi [Name],
Hello and welcome to Hull the Other Newsletter, the monthly digest from the pant-wettingly hilarious comedy website you’re itching to tell your friends about.
Apparently former Hull East MP John Prescott may be in line for a thirty-two grand golden goodbye. This happened to people all the time during the recession. Oh no, hang on, that was a thirty-two pence golden fuck off.
An East Yorkshire man has appeared in court for attempting to sell The Ritz in a multi-million pound scam. How could anyone be so gullible? For details of our Humber Bridge timeshare opportunity click the link at the bottom of this email.
Lastly, criminals in Hull are to text members of the public to let them know they’re carrying out community service nearby, to increase public confidence in the justice system. So don’t panic if you receive:
frm jordan smith – soz 4 gbh oap, weed yr garden c u @ 12 :-)
Enjoy the latest stories, check out this month’s TV highlights, see if you can crack last month's crossword and don’t forget to vote in the Big Question!
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Officials beg troublemakers to disrupt World Cup
Football governing body FIFA has refused to apologise after it sent personalised World Cup invitations to some of the country’s most dangerous hooligans, in the hope their natural bonhomie and love of the game might add a frisson of excitement to some of the more pointless Group E matches.
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Gimme Shelter
Confusion reigned last night as 2000 music fans queued outside a convenience store in Bridlington.
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Paul Potts sworn in as Mayor of Hull
The city’s streets will be alive with public executions and opera when much-loved British tenor and former Khmer Rouge leader Paul Potts takes office as Hull’s newly elected mayor today.
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FACT MONKEY
Only postmen are permitted by law to shit on their own doorstep – FACT!
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NEWS FLASH
Cave paintings discovered in Humber Bridge Country park show plans for St Stephens. “It was a long term project,” defends Council.
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