Welcome to the latest newsletter from Hull the Other One, the website that radiates comedy the same way dread and fear radiate from those simple yet chilling words: "Ladies and Gentlemen ... Alan Titchmarsh."

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Welcome to the latest Hull the Other One newsletter, ghost-written this month by the same author responsible for Tony Blair’s memoirs, so expect more codswallop than usual.

The stories in this month’s newsletter were selected clairvoyantly by ‘Paul’, Germany’s sensational soccer-psychic cephalopod whose large misshapen head, horrible scurrying motion and grotesque beak made him a more attractive paranormal guest-editor than deadly serious Scouse mentalist Derek Acorah.