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"Bra-gate" was underway last night after whistle blowing website WikiLeaks published secret footage revealing how refuse collectors at Hull City Council like to strap their hairy man-breasts into an exquisitely  embroidered D-cup prior to going out on the wagon.
Millions of internet users downloaded the shocking scenes in which a pair of bin men argue jealously over the latest Ann Summers Collection.
Dave Hedges, who believes any old toss on the internet, said: "The sound quality is quite poor, but you can still hear the first bloke ask the second what he’s wearing today, and when his mate says 'Midnight Garden' it all kicks off."
"Turns out Gender-Bending Bin Man A, as we’ll call him, had been coveting that line of silky nirvana ever since it was first launched, especially the black brassiere with the golden orchid flowering on the cradle like 'the very essence of Eve herself.'"
"It all proves too much for Bin Man A and, utterly overcome by gusset lust, he leaps atop Bin Man B and starts ripping at his overalls in a frenzied attempt to get his big calloused hands on the lacy action within."
A Trade Union Representative said: "It's clearly faked, if for no other reason than your average bin man’s salary doesn’t stretch anywhere near lingerie of such refined elegance. I’d be more inclined to believe it if the video showed a fist-fight at a jumble sale, two blokes battering hell out of each other in a disagreement over a dead lollipop lady’s tights."
"And I have one thing to say on the subject of WikiLeaks: who watches the watchmen? I haven't a clue what that means but a bloke in the office who reads books in his dinner hour told me to say it."
Bin man A refused to comment, but Bin Man B said: "He came at me like a pre-op whirlwind. It’s pure jealousy. When I go 'full woman' I look like that Lady Gaga, but when he attempts femininity he resembles a mentally deranged Miss Marple."
He added: "If we can build a temporary cat walk at the depot I’d be more than happy to settle it with a Ponce Off."
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