"Bra-gate" was underway last night after whistle blowing website WikiLeaks published secret footage revealing how refuse collectors at Hull City Council like to strap their hairy man-breasts into an exquisitely embroidered D-cup prior to going out on the wagon.

Honest folk in Hull should protect their homes by investing in a solid piece of sports equipment, it has been advised.

East Riding Conservative Councillor Rupert DeBeers today refuted claims of verbal abuse and driving a woman to the point of suicide with a popular brand of pork sausage.

Women with nothing but contempt for the penis and everything it stands for are to be brought to Hull to help cultivate a more cosmopolitan atmosphere, it was announced today.