Professional psychos, head case hobbyists and fans of old-school belligerence today mourned the passing of much-loved local street fighter Charlie ‘Nose Grinder’ McFoster.

Confusion reigned last night as 2000 music fans queued outside a convenience store in Bridlington.  

The time capsule recently unearthed during restoration works on a Public Toilet in Bridlington has been opened at a gala charity event in the town.  

Intellectuals in Hull today gathered angrily in wine bars after it emerged that a statue to be erected in memory of Philip Larkin is to be jovial and upbeat and will in no way feel like a stroll around a deserted fun fair in the pissing down rain.