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Lord Prescott shortlisted for Political Tweeter of the Year: "I didn't even know I'd been tweeting until Rebekah Brooks told me!"
Lord Prescott Applied for Top Cop Job to 'be near Boardroom Biscuits'
Read more...Former Deputy Prime Minister John Prescott applied to be Chair of the Humberside Police Board in order to enjoy unrestricted access to chocolate Hob Nobs, it was revealed today. 
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Council to transport book lovers to mobile library
Read more...A mobile library grounded by fuel thieves is back in action after East Riding Council hit on the unique idea of bussing members of the public to the inactive vehicle.
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Government to wean addicts off methadone and back onto skag
Read more...Over a hundred former drug users in Hull are to be taken off the heroin substitute Methadone and re-introduced to less costly forms of addiction, it has been confirmed.
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WikiLeaks uncovers cross dressing fraternity among Hull binmen
Read more..."Bra-gate" was underway last night after whistle blowing website WikiLeaks published secret footage revealing how refuse collectors at Hull City Council like to strap their hairy man-breasts into an exquisitely embroidered D-cup prior to going out on the wagon.
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Humberside Police recommend law-abiding citizens buy biggest baseball bat in the shop
Read more...Honest folk in Hull should protect their homes by investing in a solid piece of sports equipment, it has been advised.
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Liberal Democrats to be replaced by rag-tag band of volunteers
Read more...Tory ministers today revealed plans to swap their Liberal Democrat coalition partners for a Big Society style gang of volunteers happy to forfeit their otherwise pointless existence for a brief career as specious political puppets.  
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On 6th June 1910 Sigmund Freud had a number one hit with: “Desperate for Booby”.

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Courageous ladies far and wide were today answering a plea to help find love for East Yorkshire’s ugliest virgin.