A mobile library grounded by fuel thieves is back in action after East Riding Council hit on the unique idea of bussing members of the public to the inactive vehicle.

Over a hundred former drug users in Hull are to be taken off the heroin substitute Methadone and re-introduced to less costly forms of addiction, it has been confirmed.

"Bra-gate" was underway last night after whistle blowing website WikiLeaks published secret footage revealing how refuse collectors at Hull City Council like to strap their hairy man-breasts into an exquisitely embroidered D-cup prior to going out on the wagon.

Honest folk in Hull should protect their homes by investing in a solid piece of sports equipment, it has been advised.

Tory ministers today revealed plans to swap their Liberal Democrat coalition partners for a Big Society style gang of volunteers happy to forfeit their otherwise pointless existence for a brief career as specious political puppets.