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WikiLeaks uncovers cross dressing fraternity among Hull binmen
Read more..."Bra-gate" was underway last night after whistle blowing website WikiLeaks published secret footage revealing how refuse collectors at Hull City Council like to strap their hairy man-breasts into an exquisitely embroidered D-cup prior to going out on the wagon.
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Humberside Police recommend law-abiding citizens buy biggest baseball bat in the shop
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Liberal Democrats to be replaced by rag-tag band of volunteers
Read more...Tory ministers today revealed plans to swap their Liberal Democrat coalition partners for a Big Society style gang of volunteers happy to forfeit their otherwise pointless existence for a brief career as specious political puppets.  
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Hull City Council unable to look itself in the mirror without throwing up
Read more...The City Council in Hull was today avoiding its own reflection after its latest night of orgiastic abandon with a highly paid consultant hit the headlines, a source has confirmed.
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Local DJ warns against perils of 0% balance transfers
Read more...Radio Humberside DJ Andy Comfort has warned against the risk of 0% balance transfers after he was stung by interest charges in excess of almost £2.60.
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Local councillor denies degrading female member of staff with spicy chipolata
Read more...East Riding Conservative Councillor Rupert DeBeers today refuted claims of verbal abuse and driving a woman to the point of suicide with a popular brand of pork sausage.
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WikiLeaks uncovers cross dressing fraternity among Hull binmen

"Bra-gate" was underway last night after whistle blowing website WikiLeaks published secret footage revealing how refuse collectors at Hull City Council like to strap their hairy man-breasts into an exquisitely embroidered D-cup prior to going out on the wagon.